A remedy created from ground up pieces of the Berlin Wall.
Even homeopaths had doubts about this one.
But it was too powerful to resist. The Berlin Wall “seems to have been immersed with the psychological emotions and thoughts of humankind”, and so it can be used to produce some pretty powerful polychrest medicine. It can cure pretty much anything that the wall represented:
“Forsaken and SEPARATION, Oppression , Indescribable evil/darkness, Suspicious, uneasy, shifty eyes , Depression, sense of blackness, total isolation, aloneness, despair, Panic, need to escape but they can’t. TERROR” [Their capitals, not mine]
I do like the fact that it can cure TERROR.
And if that wasn’t enough, it can also cure physical conditions that have, erm, descriptions associated to the wall. Give me a break, I’ve no idea how they make this stuff up:
“ASTHMA (because of the crushing on chest and suffocation, see), Headache (again because of the deep crushing, congestion, and bursting with depression)” [Their capitals, not mine]
Take that real medicine. Bet none of your Big Pharma pills can cure that lot.
I must congratulate the author of “Berlin Wall” for managing to write nearly 6000 words about the proving of the amazing Berlin Wall remedy. Perhaps a career in running creative writing courses beckons?